The Friendly Coffeehouse

Lyrics
Come gather round
And hear my tale
So full of woe that I'm glum
I've been broken apart,
Yes I'm broken-hearted
Don'tcha do what I have done.

I gave my body to science
(Now look what's become of me.)

They took my hair
Fashioned into a wig
And now it's stuck on a shelf
Which is not very big.

They took my lungs
They gave 'em to a young man
Just as cool as he could be
But then he switched from Kools
To his favorite Camels
And he lives in New York City!

They took my eyes
Gave 'em to a blind man
Just so that he could see
Now I wouldn't mind
But for what they're lookin' at
Just watchin' the damned TV!

They took my brain
Stuck it in a jar
Now I know that I'm no fool
'Cuz now, my brain is gettin' an education
Finally got into Harvard Medical School!